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Theo’s Twit Of The Week: Chuck Hagel

Posted on 15. Jun, 2014 by in Current Events, Politics


This week’s Twit is part of a complex prisoner exchange involving President Obama’s reputation and a tasty post-employment book deal. We Will Never Forget… Chuck Hagel Oh, it was to be a lovely story. Set against the idyllic backdrop of the White House Rose Garden, President Obama, flanked by Jani and Bo Bergdahl, sang the […]

Roe v. Raed: The A-Wassailing Edition

Posted on 23. Dec, 2012 by in Current Events, Politics


Today’s topic: Political chicanery with a Christmas twist! Dreaming Of A Working Government by Theodore Roe Three years ago I wrote a little ditty about how the Democrat-dominated legislature couldn’t stop writing stupid laws. Now they can’t seem to write anything at all. So, without further ado, I give you my rendition of White Christmas […]

Supreme Court To Hear Landmark Gay Rights Cases

Posted on 09. Dec, 2012 by in Analysis, Current Events


This has been a major final quarter of the year for sanity. First President Barack Obama soundly trounced his backwards, flip-flopping corporate raider opponent Mitt Romney, and has taken this mandate to the next level by refusing to extend tax cuts to the wealthiest Americans at the cost of the 99%. Then, in a move […]

The Clinton Catastrophe

Posted on 10. Sep, 2012 by in Analysis, Politics


Obama must be getting smarter in his old age. Recently he agreed with a statement floating around on Twitter that Bill Clinton should be his “Secretary of Explaining Things.” Lately everyone seems to be gobbling up Clinton’s particular brand of bullshit, but that is nothing new. Obama could learn a thing or two about how politics is actually played from a man like Bill Clinton. He may be the most gifted politician of his generation… and I do not mean that as a compliment.

Theo’s Twit of the Week: Apple Inc.

Posted on 25. Aug, 2012 by in Current Events, Politics


This week’s Twit thinks a tort is a tasty crème-filled treat. In fact all of this week’s Twits are engaged in feloniously foolish and often cretinously craven lawsuits that, in some cases, are destroying people’s lives and even entire industries. Arbitration and fair competition are for losers, at least according to: Apple Inc. Apple Computer, […]

Check The Balances

Posted on 01. Jul, 2012 by in Current Events, Politics


Many of us are still in shock over the bizarre, bewildering and generally backwards ruling that came down from the Supreme Court on Thursday. In a decision that rivals Dred Scott for the scope of its stupidity, National Federation of Independent Business v. Sebelius will be one of those landmark rulings that future generations of […]

Theo’s Twit Of The Week: The White House Edition

Posted on 03. Apr, 2012 by in Current Events, Politics


This Week’s line-up of numbskulls and idjits is entirely composed of White House folks! Get ready for a buffet of BS so lavish that it makes Martha Johnson’s spending spree look like a Superbowl smorgasbord after half time! Barack Obama “Ultimately, I’m confident that the Supreme Court will not take what would be an unprecedented […]

Your Guide To The Illinois Democratic Presidential Primary

Posted on 19. Mar, 2012 by in Analysis, Politics


Everyone else has written primers for the people of Illinois for the RNC’s primary on Tuesday, so I felt I should help the Democrats get some skin in the game. Why should Romney’s lame election humor, Santorum’s quest for a bigger, better theocracy, Gringrich’s last burbling gasp and Paul’s seemingly unending Texas rodeo of liberty […]

Theo’s Twits Of The Week: Penn State Rioters

Posted on 12. Nov, 2011 by in Current Events


This week’s Twits are a bunch of snot-nosed, whiny brats who don’t have any concern for others (and no, it isn’t Congress!). Please cease your game of beer pong and join in the mayhem of: The Penn State Rioters A riot broke out on the campus of Pennsylvania State University Wednesday night. Fueled by alcohol, […]

Theo’s Twits Of The Week: Occupy Wall Street Protesters

Posted on 10. Oct, 2011 by in Current Events


This week’s Twits are living in boxes in the middle of a Manhattan park by choice! Occupy Wall Street Protesters Welcome to the 99%… of people I do not want to share a gene pool with. I do not believe I have ever seen such a conglomeration of petty thugs and half-wits outside of a […]