Tuesday, 22nd August 2017

The ‘Red Line’ The U.S. Crossed Long Ago

Posted on 27. Apr, 2013 by in Analysis, Politics


The cheerleaders of the military industrial complex are revving themselves up for yet another American misadventure overseas.  Sketchy, second-hand reports have appeared that seem to confirm the limited use of sarin gas by forces under the control of president-for-life Bashar al-Assad against Syrian rebels.  President Obama had previously marked the use of chemical weapons in […]

Jihadists and Fuhrers and Premieres, Oh My!

Posted on 21. Oct, 2012 by in Analysis, Current Events


A New York Times story that the United States and Iran had finally come to an agreement to engage in bilateral talks concerning Iran’s uranium enrichment program has been the talk of the town. Both sides immediately disavowed any knowledge of this clandestine arrangement, of course, and the Times has not given up their source, […]

Biden “Forcibly” Defeats Ryan

Posted on 14. Oct, 2012 by in Analysis, Politics


In one of the most clear-cut, decisive victories I have ever seen in a televised debate, Vice President Joe Biden utterly trounced Paul Ryan. The defeat was total. There wasn’t even a smidgen of doubt. Most importantly, it was exactly what the bewildered Democrats needed. After the confusing (and lie-ridden) Romney obfuscation of the first […]

The Struggle For Tyranny

Posted on 16. Jul, 2012 by in Analysis, Current Events


Word has come that Bashir al-Assad’s illegitimate regime has begun moving stockpiles of chemical weapons within Syria. There are a few hopeful pundits floating the idea that Assad might be doing this to secure these potent weapons, keeping them away from terrorist groups who might use the chaos currently raging through Syria as an excuse […]

Another One Bites The Dust

Posted on 16. Jun, 2012 by in Analysis, Current Events


As you may or may not have heard, Prince Nayef bin Abdul-Aziz, next in line for the throne of Saudi Arabia, kicked the bucket today. This could very well be the best news I’ve heard this weekend. As a matter of fact, the only thing that would make it better is to hear the rest […]

Halal Cyber Censorship

Posted on 11. Feb, 2012 by in Current Events


The Iranian government, which has been lovingly lambasted repeatedly by yours truly in the past, made news again the last few days. The Ayatollah’s lackeys, no doubt upon the order of their theocratic puppet master, have essentially made it impossible for people within Iran to access SSL/TLS websites (basically any site that uses https instead […]

Theo’s Twit Of The Week: Rick Santorum

Posted on 25. Sep, 2011 by in Current Events


In a world where Republicans constantly have to fight against the unfair stereotype that they are all bigoted, homophobic, fundamentalist Luddites, there always seems to be a few bigoted, homophobic fundamentalist Luddite Republicans that are more than happy to spew their rancid stupidity all over the airwaves at the drop of the hat. That’s why […]

Tripoli Falls

Posted on 21. Aug, 2011 by in Current Events


The six month civil war for control of Libya appears to be in its final stages. Tonight Libyan freedom fighters entered into the capital city of Tripoli and were greeted as saviors. The much-feared possibility that Gaddafi’s forces and the town’s citizens would fight to the death in order to protect their genocidal “Brother Leader […]

Will Arab Ire Over Iran’s Nuclear Ambitions Become Public?

Posted on 06. Dec, 2010 by in Current Events

Will Arab Ire Over Iran’s Nuclear Ambitions Become Public?

It may not have been anticipated by Julian Assange, but the wikileaks release of U.S. diplomatic cables may have seriously affected Middle-Eastern politics. Several statements made to U.S. officials by various powerful Arab leaders have painted a picture of how extremely concerned they are about a nuclear Iran. With the recent announcement that Iran is […]

Start Hoarding Now!

Posted on 26. Sep, 2010 by in Current Events

Kruschev shoe

Evidently capitalism is failing. Well, it was a good run while it lasted. I suppose I should go sell all those stocks and start hoarding gold bullion and Twinkies for the long, dark road ahead. I wonder which system will take good old capitalism’s place? Wait… Who said capitalism is failing? The (puppet) leader of […]