The coup de grace is the return. Rodman goes out of his way to be… well… Rodman. He makes crazy statements whilst attired in duds that would make the WWE’s Godfather jealous. Then he goes out and starts a bar fight (a Rodman specialty) proclaiming the singular awesomeness of The Kim. A few months later, express your disgust for the United States and ask your bestest buddy in the world if you go all Kato Kaelin and crash at one of his mega mansions for a while.
Walla! An American agent embedded in the highest echelons of the North Korean government!
It could be true, right!?
Ehrm… Forget what I said…
