Honorable Mentions
Pope Benedict XVI
That cross is solid gold, not chocolate like the Protestant ones!
This year at Christmas Eve mass in the Vatican, the Pope desperately urged the citizens of the world to ignore the “superficial glitter” of the massively commercialized Christmas holiday. You see, all that attention spent on admiring the artificial glitter of Tickle-Me Elmos and Zu Zu Pets will just distract you from the legitimate glitter of the gold and diamond encrusted city-cum-country that the Pope owns! How the hell can you appreciate all the bling that Jesus gave him if you’re busy checking out your friends’ Facebook status on your iPad2?!
