Monday, May 6

Theo’s Twit Of The Week: William Beavers

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A cartoon version of Bill Donohue, replete with Pope hat, moments before he is murdered by Jesus for being a douche.  I love South Park.

A cartoon version of Bill Donohue, replete with Pope hat, moments before he is murdered by Jesus for being a douche. I love South Park.

Bill Donohue

Is it a venal or mortal sin not to turn on shiny, colored lights on the Empire State Building to honor the elevation of Archbishop Timothy Dolan to Cardinal? If Bill Donohue, the frothing mouthpiece of The Catholic League, had his way, it’d likely be a hanging offense.

Why anyone cares about a light show for a priest that headed up the Catholic Church’s campaign to deny compensation to sexual abuse victims is beyond me, but Donohue seems to make a living by blurting out insanity, like constantly warning about the secularization of the world. Last time I checked, there were still 1.2 billion Catholics roaming the earth without contraceptive aids, all but guaranteeing their numbers will continue to grow. Sounds like us secularists aren’t doing a very good job erasing the one, true faith from the planet.

I guess we’ll just have to take solace in the fact that, since we’re breeding too, we are still morally superior to priests (at least, according to the Pope)!

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  1. you are a first rate ape,punk.as far as my mental ability,i have a confirmed iq over 150.just because i havent dedicated myself to try to appear intelligent doesnt diminish my ability to be reasonable.i know many ex cons who have an extended volcabulary,but exhibit the logic of an earthworm.(such as you goof)you are nothing but a fault finder who enjoys trying to bring good people down to ur low level.i can surmise(and would bet on it)that you were a total outcast and avoided by your peers.

    • I suppose part of not dedicating yourself to trying to appear intelligent must extend to feigning utter ignorance of English grammar and spelling.  If so, then kudos, as your illusion of idiocy is neigh on perfect.  You should consider giving lessons.

      Thanks for being a fan!

      TR

      • perfect example to the point i made.is it a smarter man who attempts to make a point to many but speaks in a language understood by so few?you so much remind me of the people in group meetings,that hears a question or statement with relevent substance,and a short time later presents the same material only with words that few understand.ur a joke my friend.btw,when you tried that bs on ur other article u were put in ur place by some guy who destroyed you at ur game. get lost wannabe and seek a career more suitable for you.