Theo’s Twit Of The Week: Kim Jong-Un

highly-prized physics degree from Kim Il Sung University, an absolute juggernaut in the field of natural sciences. I, however, find it more likely that the Supreme Leader (who is a major gaming fan) was probably just playing too much Homefront last month and decided it was finally time to execute the invasion plans so lovingly crafted by his predecessors.

So congratulations, Kim Jong-un, on flushing the food for your staving countrymen down the toilet to launch a crappy rocket. I’m guessing 90 seconds of pure joy is probably a new record for you, but next time you might want to think of everyone else, too. Being a selfish leader is a surefire way to lead an unsatisfactory political career.