Friday, May 3

Theo’s Twit Of The Week: Kim Jong-Un

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mentally-challenged have conceded defeat, The Newt keeps on chugging along – despite being about 5 million in the hole. Even his 500 dollar check written to cover the entry fee on Utah’s primary ballot bounced.

Newt, it is time to realize that you’re even more irrelevant than Mitt Romney, which, in its own way, is kind of a victory. You’re more mediocre than the most mediocre presidential candidate since John Kerry. Science will need to study you in-depth now, so maybe you can get some of that sweet medical testing reimbursement pie.

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